Confusing...

Things I just do not understand, which require and answer

beyond descriptors,
such as asshole, moron, jerkwad, fool, liberal, fucktard, piss-lips etc.

These are listed in no particular order. Yet, numbered
as if they were...hmm?

1. Putting your turn-signal on--after you already hit the breaks!

2. Tampons on the little beach at Lake Meredith. Is that REALLY necessary?

3. People who do not understand the difference between a Theory and a Law

4. Why the makers of the Miracle Bra haven't been sued for creating false advertisements? Think about it.--But a woman can sue Danon Yogurt company because their "Activa" didn't make her poop or lose weight.

5. Low-rise pants on women that create muffin tops?

6. Spinner hubcaps?

7. Having a strong conviction but being unable to back it up.

8. Why you didn't take a shower and went to the supermarket?? Ewww.

9. People who have to use talking points to discuss anything. What's the point?

10. People who cannot drive a traffic circle. Fuck Borger by the way.

11. People who complain about Bush-lerites taking away their civil liberties and destroying the Constitution, but then being unable to cite specific instances and examples.

12. Why do people ask me "se habla espanol?" I am like the whitest, white chick
ever, and I am from Pennsylvania...yea sure, Se habla espanol!

13. Why programming VCR's and DVD players confuse some people.

14. How some people have a green thumb using the same water and sunlight I do.

15. Is the Ark of the Convenant really in a small chapel in Ethiopia?

16. Why your obsession to clean, involves me?

17. Why Libs love petitions for everything??

18. Why parents' obsessions drive their children to become little lobbyists???

19. Why you think tailgating me is going to affect the speed at which I wish to travel.

20. Hating people one has never met with a deep, personal passion.

21. How a never used room gets dusty.

22. People who get sea-sick.

23. Why ugly, nasty furry spiders have to build their web right where I intend to walk.

24. How to get a linoleum floor, shiny and commercial clean?

25. Why golf balls are designed to curve to the right.

26. Why does the device quit working the minute the warrenty expires?

27. Reading the paper while driving

28. Why is there a bloody pad pasted to the stall door in the women's restroom in the mall?

29. Why do I have to pay for music when I know where to get it for free?

30. Mothers who assume "neglect" will teach their children independence.

31. Why can you take a dog out to piss/shit and they insist on taking an hour to walk around and sniff...only to come inside, walk around in a circle for two seconds and drop a load?

32. People who think I have no soul.

33. Woman who try to get a man to go to extremes to PROVE they love them.

34. Why am I supposed to watch my mouth at the hockey game?

35. Why can I not be served another DRINK! If I am standing...I AM NOT DRUNK!

36. That People are shocked that Don Imus called a bunch of black chicks
Nappy headed hos--Don Imus has always been a Dumbass!

37. People who hoard money like it is going with them.

38. People who read medical journals and convince themselves they have the most peculiar diseases.

39. Girls who get confused by shiny things.

40. Men who actually get off on manuvers like Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Ali Baba.

41. Wikipedia

42. The price of computers,cars, medicine and houses. We all need them.

43. Mid-morning television.

44. Things on places--where have all my clean lines and surfaces gone?

45. Big ugly armless statues- I have arms.


What confuses you?

The Aerial Spraying of Prozac

I have most recently decided that the people should be "crop-dusted" with Prozac.
It seems that many of the people in this fair hamlet find it commonplace to call the law and make complaints such as:

"some whore" selling his belongings to buy meth for their household.
Now... he told the officers that he knew sLehe was buying meth for his and her use, he just didn't realize she was pawning and trading his belongings for the drugs. -- A bit retarded I feel. The man was actually shocked when they returned with a search warrant.

That was more of an instance of dumb criminals but lets explore further, shall we?

Alex Duncan of Houston Texas allegedly beat his 6 year old son for not going to sleep.
The father is accused of punching the boy in the chest, allegedly when Duncan didn't see his son with his eyes closed trying to sleep.

At this point, only a be-heading will help that guy.

What is it that goes on in the minds of people who commit such heinous acts?
What in them allows them to think that this sort of thing is ok?

The boy actually lived with his mother, and was merely visiting his father for the summer... and to think of his poor mother who expected nothing less than her child to come home to her safely...
Duncan's girlfriend, who allegedly witnessed the beating, faces a charge of injury to a child causing serious bodily injury by omission.

What woman in her right mind could stand by a man who is capable of punching a child?
Again, my heart goes out to the mother of the child.

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I find it incredibly dreary to wake up in a world so devoid of compassion and a general kindness and respect for ones' neighbor. What ever happened to turning the other cheek?
When did people forget that patience was a virtue?

We rush and stammer constantly, always in such a rush to get no where so quickly.
It has become so horrible out there that it is no longer every evil deed making headlines... more often it is news of the month when something heroic takes place.
We are trapped in such hellish and chaotic times that we've begun to chronicle simple kindness' and what does that say about us as a society...?

I could sit here and rant about " the future of our children" and don't get me wrong... I think we are fucking it up for our children...
But what about us, what about my generation...Our parents laid the foreground for the revolution and raised most of us with the belief of free love, free thinkers and mysticism... The old "what is blue is really green?" or "What if up , is really down?" Meanwhile my generation is completely fucked because all the while they were stoned off their asses and three sheets to the wind...practicing that free love, and drug exploration shit... MY GENERATION raised themselves on "fruit by the foot" and "Ramen Noodles" wandering about, weaving in and out of half naked adults who can barely stand. Almost gives you an explanation of why exactly most of us have no morals or self-discipline. It is certainly no excuse... but in a round about why for me personally, it provides me with an explanation and a brand of enlightenment.

I suppose that concludes this boorish rant.

Monika Signing off here, reminding you to live spherically!

Lazing about in French

Greetings and salutations, it is me coming to you live once again.

It was a fairly slow day for me. I spent the day watching foreign films. French cinema to be exact. I rarely watch foreign films and I must say... I enjoyed it.

I suggest everyone look into "Il y a longtemps que je t'aime" (I have loved you so long). (2008)

After fifteen years in prison for murdering her son Pierre, the former medical doctor Juliette Fontaine travels to Lorraine to live on probation with her younger sister Léa and her family. The bitter, introspective and reclusive Juliette has spent her sentence without any visitors and totally forgotten by her family and now she has problems interacting with her brother-in-law Luc and her nieces. She has to visit every other week her probation officer Captain Fauré and seeks a job to rebuild her life. As days go by, Juliette gets closer to the family of her sister and befriends Luc and Léa's friends, specially Lea's colleague Michel. She slowly changes her behavior until the day Léa discovers the truth about the death of Pierre.

Absolutely brilliant, you'll love it.

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With that out of the way I can move on and tell you what happened to me at exactly mid-night.
I walked into the kitchen, thinking about a male friend who has been dead and gone for several years when out of the blue a Budweiser bottle top hit me right in the middle of my forehead!
Now, in this house, we don't drink Budweiser. We happen to drink Keystone, Michelob, or Bud Light...but never never Budweiser; which coincidentally happened to be Marks' brand. I am not exactly jumping to conclusions... and instead choose to believe my friend was just saying hello.

I think I will close on that note...

Remember to live spherically!

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